Alright.

Alright. I really didn't want it to come to this. I wanted to retain my politeness. I wanted to be a good and accomodating roommate. I wanted to respect others' interests. To do unto others as I have gone to them.

But then Xena god-damn-I-can't-fucking-believe-i-actually-have-to-put-up-with-this warrior-lesbian princess came and threw her circle of death at all of those plans, and then dropped a huge deuce on it just for good measure.

I've reached the great beyond. For the first time in my life, I honestly don't give a shit what another person thinks. This fucker has actually watched 8 hours of television today and told me to 'give [xena] a chance.' no, motherfucker. you've gotten it your way all year. I've graciously gone out of my way so you can watch your fucking television shows. I don't care anymore. It's going off.

This. Means. War.