Holy.

ひさしぶり　やろ。

Walking with a friend of mine, we passed somebody, who i recognized, and i said, "I see him everywhere," to which my friend responded: "he has a twin."

See, I really like that this happened, for a few reasons:

1) an unexplainable phenomenon was explained by definite sources

2) i was confirmed not crazy for seeing the same person twice as often as i felt i should

3) i guess that means that they have seen me half the times that i have seen them

Dostoevsky once said "If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen." I believe I have the leg up on this one, Fyodor. Write a 900 page novel to counter me, go ahead! I've got this one on you all the way to my grave. What's that? Too afraid to write? Goodman 1, Dostoevsky 0.

I watched the Oscars with great vigor, and although I think I gained 20 pounds during the ceremony due to the egregious intake of Whoppers (candy, not burger) and chips, it was a successful night. I am absolutely terrified of seeing Dolly Parton in a dark alley, absolutely positive Jennifer Garner was drunk, and completely convinced that Keanu Reeves is being run on battery power and they are running out of energy and so are forced to preserve battery and make him move and express as little as possible. Also, I'm pretty sure Jack Nicholson ad-libbed "Crash" winning the best picture Oscar, it was so awkward and quickly stated.

Oh, and my roommate has officially become the first person ever whom I do not care whether he is comfortable or not (lights on/off, music volume, privacy, etc), due to his continued excellence in that category towards me.

じゃあ　ね。