Thursday, February 09, 2006

The kind of thing

I was planning on doing a piece about my roommate in this online journal, but have run out of energy when I finally finished my work every day this week in order to give it the full energy it deserves and requires to examine this walking social contradiction who lives beside me in the oversized closet that is my dorm room.

tonight would seem like the perfect night, but he managed to top the bill again. I'm pretty sure that everyone else on this campus except me is tuning into the Fox programme entitled "the OC" right now. My roommate apparantly likes this show too, which is enough, under normal circumstances, to make me not like him. but instead, despite my urgings, he wants to watch it in our room. You see, for some reason he likes doing things that normal people would do with other people with himself. Video games, movies, tv shows you name it, he does it in my room and not with the hundreds of other potential people he could be doing it WITH. But tonight really takes the cake, because not only do i have a splitting headache that would make putting on headphones at the sufficient volume to block out the OC extremely painful and detrimental to my health, but he is also doing his homework. when I said, how can you watch TV and do homework, he said that watching tv doesn't take all his attention, so he can do both at once.

Hence I am in the library and writing this angry few paragraphs which I'm pretty sure he won't read because he has the oddest instant messanger habits i've ever seen, which is another column in itself, as is his desktop computer, which has Terrets syndrome and is mentally retarded.

that is all for tonight.

My birthday is soon. whoopee.

Oh, and I almost forgot. I'd like to give my annual "fuck you" to Valentine's Day a week early. So, fuck you Valentine's Day.

And yes, I know I only say that because I have nobody with which to share Hallmark Presents Valentine's Day. But that doesn't stop me from doing it.

I'm a monster.

grar

1 Comments:

At 1:11 AM, Blogger Michael said...

I'm lucky that I've never had a horrible roomate.

I laughed out loud when you talked about the Tyrettes Computer. Does his skype ring at all hours?

 

Post a Comment

<< Home