Charger Girl

Sou yeah

I'm here in this lovely library, surrounded by a million plus volumes of the best that human minds have to offer the world in every subject imaginable, working on my paper about Billy Shakespeare, listening to one of the most brilliant musicians to grace the earth, John Coltrane, working on a machine which has changed the way people live, a laptop, and on my screen I am looking at the profiles of the Charger Girls (the scantily-clad sporting enthusiasts who support the San Diego Chargers football team). I am looking because, well, that's not important, but I learned one extremely important fact about a certain Charger girl. This particular Charger girl: Apart from being extremely attractive in an Aryan, white-power, brainless broomstick-with-boobs kind of way, under college she has put: "N/A", and under major degree she has put "communications". I am not entirely sure how one can complete a degree in communications without attending a college, but that's not for us mere mortals to discuss here on earth. But that's not what caught my eye about this mind-numblingly attractive blonde alma-mater-less communications major, whose career goals include "I want to be a mom, stay home and raise my kids", and whose qualifications for being a Charger girl include her breasts. What caught me, and what made me so fascinated with this otherwise fascinating piece of ass was this:

"Favorite Author: God"

Now, from this answer to the question of favorite author we can logically assume the following: She believes either (a) that the bible was written divinely, (b) she believes that God is the "author" (metaphor) of all human life, or (c) she has a seperate name for J.K. Rowling than the rest of us. Whatever the answer, I learned an incredibly valuable lesson. Namely, that if you are attractive, nobody gives a shit how dumb you are, they're still going to hire you. Even if you believe that God received his or her B.A. in English from, we can only assume, N/A University.